When your Mom won't let you explain.
Realizing your house is pitch black after being on...
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
laugh-addict: Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“ Patient:
“Did you finish your homework?”
leonmcgann: on the internet americans dress modern but on american reality shows americans dress like its 2004
my hobbies: browsing online shops and crying because I want everything I can't afford
nahthatsnotveryraven: what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner
rhydonmyhardon: “Sit up straight” no why can’t I sit up gay you close-minded shit
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
Scientist: On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
Me: You mean per day
so you know what I've noticed?
icalledforhelpbutnooneshowedup: qu0th—the—raven: as band guys get older and a little more mature, a lot of them cut their hair shorter ￼ and then there’s vic
If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from...
jennathearcher: motherofdinos: “With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.” YES. HELL. FREAKING. YES.