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  2. ciarachimera:

    seerofsarcasm:

    nocommericalvalue:

    awildhare:

    Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

    Fuck yeah

    That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea. 

    HAHAHA THE FUCKING MONKEY THAT LAUNCHES ITSELF OFF THE ROPE I CAN’T EVEN.

    (via crossmyheartihopeyoudie)

     

  3. eridans-plush-rump:

    tomatogami:

    eridans-plush-rump:

    fandoms-are-not-sins:

    the-dancing-batter:

    OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED

    This is horrifying

    SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS

    your wish is my command

    go ODBY E

    (via 2punk4uu)

     

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  5. the-unwanted-mustache:

    termynallicapricious:


    PARTY AT MY PLACE

    i’ve got the alcohol covered

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    i’ll bring some soda

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    ill bring the drugs

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    I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

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    i got the pot..

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    GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN.

    REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST.
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    WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS? 

    Are you naked?

    ITS BACK

    (Bron: dantebacso, via we-are-notourfailures)

     

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  7. Best pick-up line ever

    1. Person: Nice shirt, I love that band.
     

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  9. tumblr has given me the ability to laugh without actually laughing

     

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